Drunken Garden Gnome Statue, Funny Outdoor Resin Decor
He is the gnome that had a long night, and your flower bed is where he finally falls asleep. Hand-painted in red or blue and cast in weather-resistant resin, he is built to sit outdoors through the season. Set him among plants or along a path and let the first passerby do the rest.
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He is the gnome that had a long night, and your flower bed is where he finally falls asleep. Hand-painted in red or blue and cast in weather-resistant resin, he is built to sit outdoors through the season. Set him among plants or along a path and let the first passerby do the rest.
A passed-out garden gnome that adds humor to your outdoor space
- bland or boring garden decor
- need for a unique gift for gnome lovers
Your garden's newest guest had too much fun last night
Tired of the same tidy gnomes on every lawn? Swap them for one face-down, mallet-in-hand statue that sets the mood before anyone reaches the door.
Hand-painted details that sell the joke
- Hand-painted face that sells the joke
Hand-painted features and a glossy shirt make the sprawl look intentional rather than dropped. Tilt him toward the path and the beard, the expression and that shine on the shirt do the rest. The boots and trousers get the same care as the face.
- Built for the outdoors
The figure is cast in weather-resistant resin made for lawns, beds, patios and walkways. Set him on grass, pavers or a curb and he stays where you put him. If you already collect, garden statues make a good companion for the rest of the yard.
- Red or blue, your call
Pick the red hat and shirt for a bold pop against green beds, or the blue for a cooler look beside stone and fences. Both come with green trousers and brown boots, so either one fits a yard that already has color going on.
Get him settled in three steps
- 1Pick a level spot
Choose grass, pavers or mulch. Avoid bare soil, where rain can shift him out of his pose.
- 2Angle the sprawl toward the path
Turn him so the painted shirt and boots catch the first look from the walkway.
- 3Check him after weather
After heavy rain or wind, straighten him and wipe off any splashed mud with a soft cloth.
Keep him looking fresh
- Rinse with water
Hose off mud and dust, especially after rain.
- Mild soap only
Wipe the painted surfaces with a soft cloth and mild soap.
- Skip harsh cleaners
Solvents and abrasive pads dull the glossy shirt and wear the painted details.
- Rotate in the sun
Dappled shade or turning him now and then keeps one side from fading first.
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He is a compact figure, so he works best where people pass close by: a flower bed corner, the edge of a walkway, the top step of a porch. On a large open lawn, place him near the path rather than out in the middle. A second piece across the yard turns one joke into a small story.
The figure is cast in weather-resistant resin meant for outdoor placement. Rinse him when he gets muddy and wipe with mild soap. Dappled shade or turning him now and then keeps the paint fresh through hot afternoons.
The face and the glossy shirt are hand-painted, which sets him apart from stamped, mass-produced gnomes. Strong sun can dull any painted finish over time, so keep him away from harsh cleaners and he will keep looking sharp.
Flower beds, lawns, patios, and along a walkway. Set him on level grass, pavers or mulch so he sits steady. Bare soil is the one spot to avoid, since heavy rain can shift him out of his pose.
Most gnome lovers already own the upright ones, so a face-down figure is the piece they do not have. It is a one-time purchase with no refills and no upkeep beyond a rinse. The value is the laugh every time someone walks past the bed.